can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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