That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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