bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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