Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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