Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
