i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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