well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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