You work out of a Hotel?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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