if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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