So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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