Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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