Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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