She announced her abortion via fbk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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