Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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