Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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