Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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