Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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