He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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