Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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