I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
3pm strippers are depressing
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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