He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
