We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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