I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Vodka?
Forever.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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