No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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