No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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