the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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