I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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