R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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