Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Randomize
