i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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