stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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