Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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