I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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