Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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