Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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