she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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