On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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