Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I touched a dick in church today
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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