Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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