Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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