he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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