i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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