can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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