No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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