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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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