I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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