Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We need to feng shui this bitch.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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