Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm really busy with my period
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