hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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