google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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